Services

Field measurement

Before the firm places anyone, it measures. Its PSI-FIELD MONITOR has been licensed by the Turing Registry since 2004 for talent detection, as TR-01993.

Registry licence
TR-01993
Licensed
3 March 2004
Renewed
3 March 2026
Registry contact
G. G. Ashwood

The instrument

The PSI-FIELD MONITOR measures telepathic and precognitive fields on a client’s premises, so that the firm can place staff who cancel them out. It consists of the FM-7 field meters our technicians carry, the fixed sensors installed for standing arrangements, and the method by which their readings are taken, checked and reported. Instruments are calibrated each month at the firm’s bench in Secaucus.

The FM-7 reads on two channels. The psi channel gives the field itself, in standard field units. The ambient channel records the ordinary electromagnetic field of the equipment nearby, in microtesla, so that it can be subtracted; a room full of switched-on machines can otherwise pass for a talent next door. Its licence carries one condition, which the firm would have imposed on itself in any case: readings are shared only with the client who commissioned them. The licence was renewed in March 2026, and its record is public on the Turing Registry.

The FM-7

The FM-7 field meterFront elevation of the FM-7 field meter: a hand-held instrument 214 millimetres tall and 86 wide, with a disc-shaped psi sensor on a short mast at the top, a two-line display reading PSI 0.4 SFU and AMB 41.2 microtesla, three buttons marked CHANNEL, HOLD and CAL, and a dated calibration seal. Five numbered callouts identify the psi sensor, the ambient coil, the display, the buttons and the seal. PSI 0.4 SFU AMB 41.2 µT CH 1·2 HOLD CHANNELHOLDCAL FM-7 · RUNCITER ASSOCIATES CALIBRATED30 SEP 2026 214 mm 86 mm 12345 PSI SENSORAMBIENT COILDISPLAYBUTTONSSEAL FM-7 · FRONT ELEVATION · SCALE 2:3
Plate 1. The FM-7 field meter, designed at Secaucus in 2019: (1) psi sensor; (2) ambient coil; (3) display, showing both channels; (4) channel, hold and calibration buttons; (5) calibration seal, renewed monthly.

A survey

A standard survey takes five working days. Technicians choose between six and twelve fixed points on each floor, usually where decisions are made or overheard, and take readings at each of them at nine o’clock every morning, so that the readings can be compared day by day.

DayWork
MondayPoints chosen and marked. First readings. Device sweep begins.
Tuesday to ThursdayDaily readings at 09:00. Additional readings during meetings, with the client’s agreement.
FridayFinal readings. Instruments returned to Secaucus for checking.
Following weekReport delivered by hand, with a recommendation for placement.

Reading the readings

Psi channel, standard field unitsWhat it usually means
Below 2Quiet. No talent nearby, or one who is asleep.
2 to 10Background, as on any busy street.
10 to 25Elevated. A talent within about fifty metres, attending to something.
Above 25Active reading or forecasting. Placement recommended.

Readings fall off with distance and with walls, and are lowest within an inertial’s radius.

Anomalous surveys

Very occasionally a survey produces ambient readings that decline steadily, day after day, at every point in a building at once, until the equipment in it reads as if it had been made decades earlier, and the building begins to look that way too. The firm records these as instrument faults unless the client asks it to do otherwise. Clients who notice such things on their own premises are asked to telephone the firm, and not to spend any coins that seem unusual.

Secaucus

Surveys are planned and instruments calibrated at Secaucus under Dr. Casimir Dunleavy, Director of Field Measurement. To arrange a survey, telephone +1 201 019 0119.